No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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