Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat

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(909): View more from California

I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.

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(678): View more from Georgia

better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap

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(650): View more from California

We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.

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(785): View more from Kansas

If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.

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