operation have a gay friend backfired
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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