these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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