i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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