Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Randomize
