Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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