i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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