belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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