it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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