Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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