Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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