just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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