hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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