this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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