I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
