is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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