Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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