what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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