He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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