...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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