This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Text me some of your sweat
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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