Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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