I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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