I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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