I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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