it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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