You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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