Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
