Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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