so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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