Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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