I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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