i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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