I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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