martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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