...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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