He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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