okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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