Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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