That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I want a musical about memes.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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