We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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