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(415): View more from California

I'll probably hate you when I'm sober

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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(810): View more from Michigan

My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."

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(815): View more from Illinois

come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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(360): View more from Washington

Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day

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(314): View more from Missouri

I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab

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