How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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