so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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