so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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