It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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