8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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