Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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