so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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