Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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